The original
The Classic
Real wood. Big numbers. The one that started it all.
- 10¼ in
- Reads up to 18
- Real wood
$24.99
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The gift that measures up.
Every number comes out big. Every guy feels like a legend. It’s the funniest gift in the room.
- From $16.99
- Certificate included
- Free shipping over $35
- Save with party packs
First batch coming soon. Tap “Notify me” to get first dibs.
The lineup
Pick your ruler
Four ways to make his day.
The Pocket
Little ruler. Big laugh. Fits in a stocking.
- 6¼ in
- Reads up to 15
- Real wood
$16.99
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The Executive
Brushed steel with real weight. For the guy who has everything.
- 12¼ in
- Reads up to 20
- Steel
$49.99
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The Fish Story
A sticker for his boat or cooler. Every fish is a keeper.
- 20 in sticker
- Reads up to 28
- Not for the game warden
$16.99
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Party packs
Buying for the whole crew?
Get a pack. Everyone gets one. Shipping is free.
Party 5-Pack
Five Classics. One for every guy at the party.
You save $24.96 · Free shipping
$99.99
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Ten Pockets. Great for party games and favors.
You save $39.91 · Free shipping
$129.99
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Gift ideas
Who’s it for?
Pick the moment. We’ll pick the ruler.
Bachelor parties
Hand one to every guy. It becomes the joke of the whole weekend.
Best pick: Party 5-PackBig birthdays
30, 40, 50. He’s still got it, and now he can prove it.
Best pick: The ClassicWhite elephant
Under $25, and everyone wants to steal it.
Best pick: The ClassicFor your guy
His birthday, Valentine’s Day, or just because.
Best pick: The ExecutiveGroomsmen
One for every guy in the wedding. They’ll talk about it for years.
Best pick: Party 5-PackBachelorette parties
The party game the girls won’t stop laughing about.
Best pick: Party 10-PackFantasy football
The last-place prize he has to keep all year.
Best pick: The ClassicFather’s Day
For the dad with the biggest fish stories.
Best pick: The Fish StoryMake it official
It comes with a certificate.
Every ruler ships with a Certificate of Measurement. Fill it in. Hand it over.
- A Certificate of Measurement to fill in
- Ships in 1–2 business days
- Free shipping over $35
- Signed and sealed by the ManRuler Institute of Standards
No. 000001
ManRuler Institute of Standards
Certificate of Measurement
This is to certify that
Big Mike
was measured with a genuine ManRuler™ on Saturday night and came in at 18 inches, and is hereby named a
Certified Legend
with all the bragging rights that come with it.
R. InchworthChief of Measurement
The BoysWitness
Questions
Good questions.
Still wondering? Email hello@manruler.com and a real person will answer.
Is it really the world’s most accurate ruler?
We checked it with a ManRuler. It passed.
How does it work?
Trade secret. We could tell you, but then it wouldn’t work.
Which one should I get?
The Classic for most people. The Executive to go big. The Pocket for stockings. The Fish Story for guys who fish. Buying for a group? Get a Party Pack.
When will it ship?
Orders ship in 1–2 business days once our first batch is ready. Most US orders arrive 3–5 days later.
What if it arrives broken?
Email a photo to hello@manruler.com within 14 days and we’ll send a new one for free.
Is it a real measuring tool?
No. It’s a novelty gift. Please don’t build anything with it.
First dibs
Be first in line.Get first dibs on new rulers.
Our first batch is coming soon. Join the list and we’ll email you the day it ships.
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